Gilroy Brewery - 120 years behind the times

Ode to Gilroy

I’ve been eagerly waiting for this one to burst.
Another DA master stroke.
They complained about ethics in the UK,
And Bell Pottinger’s going to go broke.

This is big. This is huge. This is magic.
And this proves beyond shadow of doubt,
The Guptas and Zumas are filthy,
And that’s what this stroke was about.

They tried to fire up racial tensions.
After this country’s historical curse.
And encourage, in Maine’s words, ‘Civil war’!
For profit; makes this even worse.

Oh, you putrid rats, you vermin.
You traitors, you scum of the Earth.
You’ve cursed the jobless, the homeless, the starving.
As you’ve raped this country for all it was worth.

On a lighter note, there’s Cyril.
Hopefully innocent in this mess.
‘Cos all they could find in that smear campaign
Was his hand stuck up some lady’s dress!

The poem is intended for readers’ enjoyment and is not necessarily the views of the company.

 

 

 

The Gilroy Traditional SaluteThe salute of the raised mid-digit - or "impertinent finger" if you will - is intended as a worthy challenge to other brewers to brew a better beer. We believe it is an impossible feat.

As legend has it (according to Geat Aunt Amy, the family historian) Alousius Gilroy, renowned brew master of Enniskillen, County Fermanagh, Ireland, first used this glorious gesture circa 1856.
And after one and a half centuries, the challenge still stands intact.

An alternative and more plausible interpretation may be that "There can only be one."

The raised mid-digit appears on the Gilroy coat of arms, and features on all things Gilroy. Celebrate the day, and order a Gilroy today. Raise the mid-digit, smile broadly (this is imperative to avoid injury) and say "Another fine Gilroy Ale please."

Oh, and when ordering two Gilroy Ales, the polite thing to do is to raise two HANDS, each with the mid-digit raised in the traditional manner.

 

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Operating Times

Tooting Tuesdays:
11h00 - 18h00. .... only the Pub is open
Wednesday:
11h00 – 22h00 (Kitchen closes 21h00)
Thursday:
11h00 – 22h00 (Kitchen closes 21h00)
Friday:
11h00 – 23h00 (Kitchen closes 22h00)
Saturday:
11h30 – 23h00 (Kitchen closes 22h00)
Sunday:
11h00 – 18h00 (Kitchen closes 16h30)
Monday
Closed.
We need a rest to stay young & lovely!

Gilroy Serious

Gilroy Serious

 

The premium dark ale - Gilroy Serious

A rich, strong ale for the serious drinker. The amber and dark malts yields a dark warm claret colour to Gilroy Serious. This is extremely well made and easy to drink. A rare handcrafted masterpiece from the southern hemisphere.

B J Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: NINE

Gilroy Traditional

Gilroy Traditional

 

Gilroy Traditional is a Ruby Ale. 

Our classic ruby ale - a magnificent explosion of flavours on the tongue. Great rustic flavour in the traditional way. A beer to come home to. Handcrafted red ale, elegantly rustic, a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

B J Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: EIGHT

Gilroy Favourite

Gilroy Favourite

 

Favourite is Gilroy's pale ale.

A superb light ale brewed with paler - golden and amber - malts, and Gilroy's own yeast.  This beer is well bodied, easy to drink - a session beer with a well-balanced finish. Underlying flavours of round summer fruits and slightly caramelised honey. 

BJ Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: SEVEN

Gilroy Lager

Gilroy Lager

 

This lager is a European type Lager.

The Gilroy Lager is brewed to the Rheinheitsgebot - using Czeck Saaz and German Halletau hops and Gilroy's wonderful lager yeast, matured for 8 weeks. A well balanced, flavoursome naturally carbonated lager.

A session beer which fills the mouth with great body and a long finish.

Live Music

music live every weekend at gilroy beer garden

Live entertainment: Saturdays & Sundays.

To avoid disappointment please book for weekends.

011 796-3020 or 073 357-2897 (closed Mondays)

 

The Legend of the Gauntlet

 

Every tour of the Gilroy Brewery includes a recounting of the great and famous Legend of the Gauntlet. Every tour ends with the traditional salute!  Read about this fine tradition.

And of course the Ode to the Raised Middle Finger may be inspiring too!

Good beer....good food!

Appetite teaser. We highlight some of our favourite favourites...

Venison Carpaccio; Irish Pub Style Potato Skins

Ploughman\\\'s Platter; Beer Batter Fish & Chips; Gammon Steak with Mash & Sauerkraut; Beef & Onion Pie; Sweet Chilli Chicken Wraps; Vegetarian Wrap

Create your own nibbling basket from a selection of nibbles. 

Sweet endings - Apple Crumble Tart; Cape Malva

Children\\\'s Menu includes Fish Fingers & Chips; Cheese Burger; Macaroni & Cheese.