Mrs Flannigan goes to Doctor Pat
And says, “Doc, can you help me maybe?
“I’m forty seven and he’s eighty two
“And we’re both desperate to have a baby.”
Pat says, “You have an obvious problem
“Do you both really want a child?”
She shouts, “Yes! I’m running out of time
“And the old fella’s driving me wild!”
So, Doctor Pat says, “Off the record,
“This is not the first case that I’ve seen.
“Why not take in a lodger, more your age?
“That will work – if you know what I mean.”
Four months later Mrs Flannigan was pregnant.
She was a happy as happy could be.
The doctor asked, “And your husband?”
She said, “He’s bouncing around with glee!”
The Doctor asked, “How does the lodger feel about this?
“It’s often awkward. Did you talk it through?”
She replied, “We might now have a new problem
“We’ve just found out that she’s pregnant too!”
Did you know that Gilroy’s is an award-winning happy place?
Gilroy’s Brewery invites you to experience the natural taste of hand-crafted beer, and the vibe that won acclaim FOUR times with West Rand Tourism. Steve Gilroy, founder and owner of Gilroy's Pub and Restaurant celebrates his fourth win for Gilroy's as the most leisurely experience and second best outdoor restaurant on the West Rand. Read the article here.
Great beer and great food - a match made in...well the kitchen at the Brewpub!
Join us as we quaff and gobble, chat and yell for our sport team. All round large screen TV's, big beer and big helpings!
Travel on the R114 (Muldersdrift/Diepsloot) and look out for the Ngwenya Village, close to the N14/Beyers Naude ramps. The Brew Pub is situated in this relaxed garden setting.
(Check Google Map here).
The Ngwenya Glass Village is a popular local and tourist venue where you can browse through the Ngwenya Glass showroom, have a splendid lunch and let the kids enjoy themselves in the playground, and browse in the quaint shops in the village.
In the James Bond novel ‘Carte Blanche’ by Jeffery Deaver, James Bond walks into the Table Mountain Hotel and orders A GILROY DARK ALE!
Please ask for it in your local Gauteng bottle store.
If they do not have stock please ask them to call us and we’ll get Agent “G” to organise things.
011 796-3020 or 073 392 5363
Beer Experience held on Saturdays at 11h30 sharp (please arrive at 11h15) – only R130 pp and includes Gilroy beer and lots of fun. Please call to book your seat. (The Gilroy ‘Beer Experience’ is for adults only and is not suitable for minors or the easily offended, as it may contain colourful language and irreverence).
To avoid disappointment please book early for weekends. Live Music 13h00-17h00
Saturday 14th October Dave Abbott
Sunday 15th October Peter B
Saturday 21st October Vodi & Costa
Sunday 22nd October Richard Thompson
Saturday 28th October Zig Zag
Sunday 29th October Peter B
See you over the top of a glass!
11h00 - 18h00. .... only the Pub is open
11h00 – 22h00 (Kitchen closes 21h00)
11h00 – 22h00 (Kitchen closes 21h00)
11h00 – 23h00 (Kitchen closes 22h00)
11h30 – 23h00 (Kitchen closes 22h00)
11h00 – 18h00 (Kitchen closes 16h30)
We need a rest to stay young & lovely!
The premium dark ale - Gilroy Serious
A rich, strong ale for the serious drinker. The amber and dark malts yields a dark warm claret colour to Gilroy Serious. This is extremely well made and easy to drink. A rare handcrafted masterpiece from the southern hemisphere.
B J Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: NINE
Gilroy Traditional is a Ruby Ale.
Our classic ruby ale - a magnificent explosion of flavours on the tongue. Great rustic flavour in the traditional way. A beer to come home to. Handcrafted red ale, elegantly rustic, a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
B J Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: EIGHT
Favourite is Gilroy's pale ale.
A superb light ale brewed with paler - golden and amber - malts, and Gilroy's own yeast. This beer is well bodied, easy to drink - a session beer with a well-balanced finish. Underlying flavours of round summer fruits and slightly caramelised honey.
BJ Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: SEVEN
This lager is a European type Lager.
The Gilroy Lager is brewed to the Rheinheitsgebot - using Czeck Saaz and German Halletau hops and Gilroy's wonderful lager yeast, matured for 8 weeks. A well balanced, flavoursome naturally carbonated lager.
A session beer which fills the mouth with great body and a long finish.