GB Friends email No 209 June 04 2017
Something a little different this week – the Gilroy interpretation of a humorous ditty we found on YouTube. Thanks to The Snake Oil Willie Band for the music and inspiration.
She said that I don’t look good naked anymore.
My belly’s growing down towards the floor.
And it’s very plain to see,
Some bits aren’t where they used to be.
And she said I don’t look good naked anymore.
I said that remark is so unfounded,
I am merely nicely rounded.
And in some light I still think that I look fine.
But things get in a muddle,
When you’re trying to have a cuddle,
She says, “That belly is not going to rub on mine!”
So, I cut out fats and sweets,
And all those other tasty treats.
And I drank more Gilroy beer, but that’s for sure.
‘Cos you know you should be slimmin’
When in the company of women.
She says, “He don’t look good naked anymore!”
Since I’ve lost a bit of fuller figure,
Seems that my manhood’s getting bigger.
Or is it just that I can see a little more?
Well I get full of vim and vigour,
When my finger’s on her trigger,
And she says I don’t look bad naked anymore.
Well I’m not too bad naked anymore
And tonight I do believe I’m going to score.
And that’s the end of that, although I’m still a little fat,
She says I’m not too bad naked anymore.
Did you know that Gilroy’s is an award-winning happy place?
Gilroy’s Brewery invites you to experience the natural taste of hand-crafted beer, and the vibe that won acclaim FOUR times with West Rand Tourism. Steve Gilroy, founder and owner of Gilroy's Pub and Restaurant celebrates his fourth win for Gilroy's as the most leisurely experience and second best outdoor restaurant on the West Rand. Read the article here.
Great beer and great food - a match made in...well the kitchen at the Brewpub!
Join us as we quaff and gobble, chat and yell for our sport team. All round large screen TV's, big beer and big helpings!
Travel on the R114 (Muldersdrift/Diepsloot) and look out for the Ngwenya Village, close to the N14/Beyers Naude ramps. The Brew Pub is situated in this relaxed garden setting.
(Check Google Map here).
The Ngwenya Glass Village is a popular local and tourist venue where you can browse through the Ngwenya Glass showroom, have a splendid lunch and let the kids enjoy themselves in the playground, and browse in the quaint shops in the village.
In the James Bond novel ‘Carte Blanche’ by Jeffery Deaver, James Bond walks into the Table Mountain Hotel and orders A GILROY DARK ALE!
Please ask for it in your local Gauteng bottle store.
If they do not have stock please ask them to call us and we’ll get Agent “G” to organise things.
011 796-3020 or 073 357-2897
Beer Experience held on Saturdays at 11h30 sharp (please arrive at 11h15) – only R120 pp and includes Gilroy beer and lots of fun. Please call to book your seat. (The Gilroy ‘Beer Experience’ is for adults only and is not suitable for minors or the easily offended, as it may contain colourful language and irreverence).
To avoid disappointment please book early for weekends. Live Music 13h00-17h00
Thursday 27th April Richard Thompson
Saturday 29th April Dave Abbot
Sunday 30th April Peter B
Monday 1st May Peter B
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The premium dark ale - Gilroy Serious
A rich, strong ale for the serious drinker. The amber and dark malts yields a dark warm claret colour to Gilroy Serious. This is extremely well made and easy to drink. A rare handcrafted masterpiece from the southern hemisphere.
B J Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: NINE
Gilroy Traditional is a Ruby Ale.
Our classic ruby ale - a magnificent explosion of flavours on the tongue. Great rustic flavour in the traditional way. A beer to come home to. Handcrafted red ale, elegantly rustic, a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
B J Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: EIGHT
Favourite is Gilroy's pale ale.
A superb light ale brewed with paler - golden and amber - malts, and Gilroy's own yeast. This beer is well bodied, easy to drink - a session beer with a well-balanced finish. Underlying flavours of round summer fruits and slightly caramelised honey.
BJ Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: SEVEN
This lager is a European type Lager.
The Gilroy Lager is brewed to the Rheinheitsgebot - using Czeck Saaz and German Halletau hops and Gilroy's wonderful lager yeast, matured for 8 weeks. A well balanced, flavoursome naturally carbonated lager.
A session beer which fills the mouth with great body and a long finish.